“ guys are like…
laxatives- they irritate the crap out of you.
weather- nothing can be done to change them.
blenders- you need one but your not quite sure why.
chocolate bars- sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
commercials- you cant believe a word they say.
department stores- their clothes are always 1/2 off.
government bonds- they take so long to mature.
mascara- they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
popcorn- they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
lava lamps- fun to look at but not very bright.
parking lots- all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Purses - cute, hold your crap and easy to replace.
laxatives- they irritate the crap out of you.
weather- nothing can be done to change them.
blenders- you need one but your not quite sure why.
chocolate bars- sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
commercials- you cant believe a word they say.
department stores- their clothes are always 1/2 off.
government bonds- they take so long to mature.
mascara- they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
popcorn- they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
lava lamps- fun to look at but not very bright.
parking lots- all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Purses - cute, hold your crap and easy to replace.
— I lol’d
