Monday, November 30, 2009
Words to live by..
- Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
- Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
- Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
- Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
- Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
- If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
- If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- Never buy a car you can’t push.
- Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.
- Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
- The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
- The Second mouse gets the cheese
- When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
- Birthdays are good for you, the more you have, the longer you live.
- You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
- Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
- Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
- We could learn a lot from crayons, some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
- A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
- Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Ignorance is your new best friend
Well it's nice to meet you sir
I guess i'll go
I best be on my way out
How sad is it to waste everything away to someone who in the end never even cares.
I want something more to life, because after all i think the most important thing is realizing that things can always change, with enough effort and will. The only question is, after everything, are we still willing to work a bit more?
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
- Maureen Dowd"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for."
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
New Moon Review
In my opinion i just thought that because the first movie had so many fans then they would try twice as hard to make a worthy part two movie, that would please all the true twilight fanatics. Any real fans would know how pathetic the attempt to make such a good book into a movie really was a decide to quit ever watching these people destroy and slaughterer such a good book!!!
Final words, the movie sucks. Not recommended if you love the books. Unless you want to hate Twilight forever. But other than that if your just another one of those posers who is only in it for that faces... go ahead waste your $12 bucks screaming at a screen and hoping those people will ever notice you.
Directors and producers try creating better movies with the money your handed. Stop making half ass movies only to disappoint.
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laxatives- they irritate the crap out of you.
weather- nothing can be done to change them.
blenders- you need one but your not quite sure why.
chocolate bars- sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
commercials- you cant believe a word they say.
department stores- their clothes are always 1/2 off.
government bonds- they take so long to mature.
mascara- they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
popcorn- they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
lava lamps- fun to look at but not very bright.
parking lots- all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Purses - cute, hold your crap and easy to replace.
“ He misses you? Good. He should. You’re sexy, pretty, fun, outgoing and fun to be around. Guys that haven’t met you yet, miss you. But don’t get back together with him, because somewhere out there, there is a guy searching really hard for you. He’s the one who deserves someone as amazing as you, so wait for him. Give yourself to him and don’t go back to the asshole who left you. ~ He’s Just Not That Into You
Monday, November 9, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
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I do wish that I would one day be able to tell you, but its unlikely. You’ve already proven to me that you don’t care or will give me the time of day. Though its not 100% your fault.
I see the way you look at me, your glances, your stares. I’m not a fool. I know that look and its not just an everyday glance. Don’t be nervous or afraid, you can have me. I’m all yours.
Stop trying to hide it. I know you want me.
"A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own even if she never wants
to or needs to…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her
dreams wants to see her in an hour…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …
a youth she’s content to leave behind….
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
a past juicy enough that she’s looking forward to
retelling it in her old age….
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …..
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black
lace bra…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
one friend who always makes her laugh… and one who
lets her cry…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone
else in her family…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a
recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
a feeling of control over her destiny…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
how to fall in love without losing herself..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
HOW TO QUIT A JOB,
BREAK UP WITH A LOVER,
AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
when to try harder… and WHEN TO WALK AWAY…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
that she can’t change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
that her childhood may not have been perfect…but it’s over…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
what she would and wouldn’t do for love or more…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
how to live alone… even if she doesn’t like it…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
whom she can trust,
whom she can’t,
and why she shouldn’t
take it personally…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
where to go…
be it to her best friend’s kitchen table…
or a charming inn in the woods…
when her soul needs soothing…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
what she can and can’t accomplish in a day…
a month…and a year…"
i think i like this the MOST
"You simply *must* stop taking advice from other people."
Alvin Toffler
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
- Rabbi Julius Gordon




















